The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to see through glass

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to always hug people

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!