- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

Power to find things in the last place you look.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power of bullet atraction

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

The power to put everything off till the last possible day

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

See through invisible people

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

Immunity to medication

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!