The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to fart mace

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!