The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to see through glass

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!