Power to always have exact change.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to sneeze scissors

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power of asdfgh

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Turn gold into lead.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to play a flute with your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to fail any test you want

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to die at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the ability to only do pointless things.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!