the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to die

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!