thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to read your own mind!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!