The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!