The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!