The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to not have a power

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to do nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the power to see through my eye lids

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to die at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to know that Han Solo dies

thumb_up thumb_down +1

the power to see the things that are happening right

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to move through light at the speed of time

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

thumb_up thumb_down -61

The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

thumb_up thumb_down +188

the power to sugar a limpet

thumb_up thumb_down +146

the ability to pee in your own butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The ability to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

thumb_up thumb_down +120

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!