The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to taste your own spit

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have a power

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the power to get really mad.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!