The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to be buried at sea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!