The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!