the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!