the power to see through glass

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to commit crime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!