- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to change the shape of any object at will

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power of Being stupid

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

Pointless Super Powers