Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to turn wine into water

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to see with your eyes open

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to think.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!