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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to eat waffles

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!