The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to vote

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!