The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to vote

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die but once

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!