Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Grass eating

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to youtube poop

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!