The power to transform into a bronie

The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to turn apples into pears

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to fly into the sun.

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The power to lose the remote.

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to see through air.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

The power to get hurt every other hour

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!