The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!