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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!