The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!