The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of love

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!