The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power of exact change

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!