The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to lose your power at will

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!