The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to die at will

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!