the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to be dead

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power die if you think.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!