to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Reverse Pooping

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to shit in your eye

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!