The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!