The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to eat food

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!