The power to think about useless power

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!