- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to be a normal human

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to be dead

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

the power die if you think.

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

Pointless Super Powers