The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to glow in the light

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to have a small penis

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The Power to die at will

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!