The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to shower naked.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to fart in colour

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!