The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to wink with both eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!