The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be a human

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!