The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to shower naked.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!