The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to live through torture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!