You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!