The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Find Waldo

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hear morse code.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power of exact change

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!