The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to be phone

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!