the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power of exact change

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to lose your power at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!