The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be a human

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!