The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to control your own mind.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!