The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to sleep

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to not have power

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to send future you crazy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!