The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!