The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!