The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!