The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to die at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!